Time & Location
Dec 06, 2025, 10:00 AM
Melby's Good Bar, 1942 N Francisco Ave, Chicago, IL 60647, USA
About the event
Put on your soft clothes and come on over for the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye!
Per usual, Deck the Hall & Oates will be at The Native the night before (you should come to that too), so this is the official "nurse your hangover" party the day after. Movies will start around 10am/11am and we will have every warm blanket and pillow in the house piled up for a big ol cuddle puddle. Kiddos welcome. Come and go as you please.
Also since this year is on a Saturday, we figured it would be nice to bring back White Elephant for those who wanted to participate in the later part of the evening. We will do this around 7pm after the required headline viewing of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. That way we can watch movies, do the gift exchange, and turn the evening into a holiday soiree. If you'd like to participate, please select so on the RSVP details, and be here at least by 6pm. We'll cap the max cost of each gift at $25 just to keep it chill and fun.
"And when Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse"
See you soon!